I really love penguins because they’re so cool and they don’t commit genocide.
i haven’t slept in 2 days
An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands
are you stupid thats a unicorn
oh what I have to draw this
I love this unicorn
when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’
friend, i like the way you think.
I NEED TO LEARN
Its literally like shes wearing a mask
that aint even her face
its a mask of powder and well placed bronzer
THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF MAKEUP THO IT IS AN ART YOU CAN LITERALLY TRANSFORM YOURSELF TO MAKE YOU LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE HOW YOU FEEL ON THE INSIDE #TEAMCAPS
she has a little penis on her nose in the third photo
luke always got an eye for the important stuff
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
Every time Margery manipulates Jeoffry and angel gets its wings
Every time Cersei Lannister refrains from smacking her in the face a unicorn is born
EVERY TIME SANSA STARK SMILES I FUCKING CRY
the biggest difference between fall out boy and mcr is fall out boy is “we won’t let things get dark” and mcr is “we’ll help you through the dark”
OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
game of thrones meme ✭ (1/4) deaths → viserys targaryen
I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s still there.
I’ve reblogged almost all of these. Fuckin dope artist.
I will never tire of Banksy.
The last one though.
THESE ARE FUCKING COOL