typhloslons:

/tagged/me

(via hi, source: typhloslons)

jaclcfrost:

18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word

(via tardismyoldgirl, source: jaclcfrost)

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

image

oh boy

image

OH BOY

(via like-vanilla, source: yanclere)

melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO

(via chickenuqqet, source: vinebox)

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

(via heysammy, source: needlekind)

stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

(via snickerdoodlesandsausages, source: lifemadesimple)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via wrongend-ofthe-telescope, source: stripesdontmakeyoustraight)

genderphobia:

bethpecoraart:

Trapped, a short comic about social anxiety. 

fuck my life

(via wrongend-ofthe-telescope, source: bethpecoraart)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(via spoookycutie, source: g-iggle)

brainfried:

god this is so cute. husband and wife collaborating together in a fun and hilarious vine. i love it

(via lordoftheinternet, source: epic-vines)

(via heysammy, source: thew1ldyouth)

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

(via pizza, source: rivendellcustomersupport)

crazysience:

Me before social events

(via pizza, source: foeverrlost)

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(via thatsmoderatelyraven, source: vinegod)

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(via monotoneminor, source: joilieder)