drkarayua: mishasubi: i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven CORNER. NOW
tupacabra: can someone invent weight that detaches from our bodies so that people who want to lose weight can just take it off and give it to people who want to gain weight and then we can pick the places that we want to put them onto/take them off. then no one would have weight issues and that would be one less thing to stress about in life you are the future of this world
ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! ...
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
heyysourwolf: alphamccall: PETITION TO KEEP CREEPY OLD WHITE DUDES AWAY FROM MELISSA MCCALL PETITION FOR MELISSA MCCALL TO BEAT THEM UP WITH A BASEBALL BAT
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
lecavaliers: kushdrinker: it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing #It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
ofhouseadama: SANSA STARK KNEELS TO NO LION YOU FUCKING FUCKS
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get your shit...
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
sixhundrethfloor: themasterslover: ladyroscoe: the-rise-of-misha: We don’t like your presence, Everyone on tumblr *Whistles for hellhounds* *hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members* *moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*